After dinner, partner and I had our nightly walks along the streets of our province when I asked him some things about sex. I know. I'm still that naive and inexperienced. Almost ten months into the relationship but still nothing happened. Despite of this, I'm proud to say that there's a bit of some progress. If you call that progress.
"Pano baga naman natin gagawin yun kung everytime na magtatanong ako about dyan e ginagawa mong comedy ang sagot mo?" How are we going to do it if every time I ask you about it you're making everything comedic? I asked him.
"E pano ba naman natin gagawin yun kung everytime na muntik na nating gawin yun e imbis na ungol ang naririnig ko e laging HIHIHIHI HAHAHAHA. Imbes na AH AH AH AH AHHHHH," How are we going to do it if every time we're about to do it I always hear HIHIHIHI HAHAHA from you instead of AH AH AH AHHHH.
"Hey, it's not my fault I'm that ticklish. Point well taken," was all I can utter.
"Pa-virgin," Such a virgin, he muttered while smiling widely at me.
I'm sure that smile was meant to mock me.
We'll see. I love challenges.