Saturday, February 22, 2014

Of kisses and giggles

After dinner, partner and I had our nightly walks along the streets of our province when I asked him some things about sex. I know. I'm still that naive and inexperienced. Almost ten months into the relationship but still nothing happened. Despite of this, I'm proud to say that there's a bit of some progress. If you call that progress.

"Pano baga naman natin gagawin yun kung everytime na magtatanong ako about dyan e ginagawa mong comedy ang sagot mo?" How are we going to do it if every time I ask you about it you're making everything comedic? I asked him.

"E pano ba naman natin gagawin yun kung everytime na muntik na nating gawin yun e imbis na ungol ang naririnig ko e laging HIHIHIHI HAHAHAHA. Imbes na AH AH AH AH AHHHHH," How are we going to do it if every time we're about to do it I always hear HIHIHIHI HAHAHA from you instead of AH AH AH AHHHH.

"Hey, it's not my fault I'm that ticklish. Point well taken," was all I can utter.

"Pa-virgin," Such a virgin, he muttered while smiling widely at me. 

I'm sure that smile was meant to mock me.

We'll see. I love challenges.

31 comments:

  1. This has been going on far too long. Nine months without an orgasm is like the search for a certain missing diary! What's the real holdup ba? hehehe

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    1. Idk. I've been vocal that I want to get laid. We want to get tested first especially him since his last test was two years ago.

      Pero gusto ko na talaga magpadilig.

      Pwede ring sobrang busy sya. Once a week lang kami nagkikita every week.

      Idk.

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    2. san ba location nyo? marami namang health centers in MM that offer free HIV testing and results are released the same day. they also hold seminars on STD awareness.

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  2. wow. walang kahit ano? kahit HJ? magpatali ka kaya sa bed para di ka pumalag pag nakiliti ka hihihi

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    1. Nakasecond base naman kami.

      Ooooh bondage. Me likey!

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  3. ay jusko pa-virgin nga. haha pero what's with the fuss? ten months? seriously?
    bakit nga ba? feeling ko tuloy mas may deeper issues. haha i mean it's easier to get laid lalo na kung ang motivation mo love. hehe

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  4. Idk. I want to get laid badly. Kinabahan naman ako sa comment mo.

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    1. ewan ko. feeling ko lang naman. psychoanalysing shit lang ang drama ko. hahaha

      or dahil inggitera lang ako kaya nasabi ko yan. hahahaha

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  5. pareho lang pala tayo... ticklish... hihihihi..

    isa lang ang nakikita ko dito, isang grand showdown pagdating ng panahon! hehehe

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    1. At sisiguraduhing nalalapit na ang showdown na un. :))

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  6. Ticklish din ako sa una. Unti-unting nawala nung nasanay na. Yung mga *hihihi* ay naging *ooh ahh yesss!* na eventually. :D

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    1. Haha. So matatanggal din pala ito. Cant wait then.

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  7. Hahaha... May perfect timing daw :P

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  8. 10months! Oh my oh my... Waaay too long!

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  9. You know, there's nothing wrong with 10 months without sex. Absolutely none.

    True, man's primal instinct is to fornicate but it is not the end-all and be-all of our relationships.

    We have different ways on communicating our appreciation towards our partners, yours is just different.

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  10. Grabe ang tagal na. Buti kaya nyo magtiis haha

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    1. Mag twetwenty two years na akong nagtitiis haha

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  11. I'm with Guyrony on this one. Why should it be such a big deal if you & partner have gone on 10 months without sex? That's the thing with too many gay male relationships. It seems that it's an unspoken norm that sex is the main motivating factor with such things.

    Let time take its course, dear. Don't be in a rush. You are right about getting tested first. It's nice to know that you have your priorities in check.

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    1. Thanks Paolo! Napansin ko rin yun. Maybe it's the hormones?

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  12. Hahaha may naalala ako shit!

    Exciting yan pag gnyan

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  13. ticklish people are great lovers.
    - i was once told.

    anyway... May na ngayon, wala ako balita kung naisuko na ang Bataan, pero, it's not all about sex and juices. Lovemaking works for two and not just one way... kahit na ang isa sa inyo e sobrang sabik, hanggang hindi handa ang isa pa, then it's should be worth the wait.

    ano na nga ba update dito?

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    1. True ata ang kasabihang yan haha.

      My reply for your question merits a post on its own haha

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